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<meta charset="UTF-8">
<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0">
<meta name="description" content="pspsps we'll give you headpats">
<meta name="vprw:uptime" content="0:47">
<meta name="trans:rights" content="human-rights">
<meta http-equiv="X-UA-Compatible" content="IE=edge">
<meta http-equiv="X-UA-Compatible" content="IE=edge">
<title>Do YOU like being pet???</title>
<link rel="stylesheet" href="style.css?a=1">
<meta name="you" content="cute">
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<header><h2>cd ~pets</h2></header>
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<header><h2># hey do you wanna be pet??</h2></header>
<p>
oh you came to the right place actually!
</p>
<p>
sorry if this page doesn't look professional at all, i suck at web design,
but if you want to have a subdomain like <code>${NAME}.likes.being.pet</code> or
<code>${NAME}.is.being.pet</code> or similar, you can ask me for one!
</p>
<p>
just make sure that you have a webserver already, i'm only giving subdomains!
in some <b>really</b> rare cases i could also host a page, but don't ask me for that -v-
</p>
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<header><h2>howdoi get pet</h2></header>
<p>
you can contact me <a href="https://kc.is.being.pet/#connections" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">here</a> and
ask me for one! just make sure that your page follows some rules
</p>
</section>
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<header><h2>cat ./rules.txt</h2></header>
<ul>
<li>don't be a pipi</li>
<li>respect others</li>
<li>no illegal stuff (especially in RU! sorry that's where domain and server is located)</li>
<li>meow meow mrrp meow</li>
<li>/';.;l,lmojnuhgtyfrtdrewswqqqqqaqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq'</li>
<li>sorry my cat walked over the keyboard</li>
</ul>
</section>
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